Just for fun: Mascot Tan Review by Vasid
By u/Gemina_Lunarian
Hello Tantaly, and Tantaly customers!
It's been a little while since I posted, but I assure you that Tantaly and you are always on my mind. I hope everyone had an easy going and relatively stress-free holiday season. I received Tan a few weeks ago, and have been meaning to do a playful review of our adorable new mascot!
~Details~
Tan is Tantaly's adventurous and curious mascot. Originally from a far away star system, he has landed here on Earth to research our sex dolls so he may take valuable information back to his home world to advance their love doll line. He has explored many of our sex dolls and has grown quite fond of Candice, Britney, Monroe, and Daisy!
~Mission directives~
Exhibit cuteness
Promote Tantaly product line with promise of sexual satisfaction that will launch customer above and beyond pleasure
Deploy Tan clones to customer homes as gifts to romantic partner, or for self, ascertain feedback for additional Tan products
~Specifications~
Length: 5.5in/14cm
Width: 2.75in/7cm
Height: 4.5in/11.5cm
Weight: 12oz/337g
~ From Tan himself ~
"Hello citizens of Earth people. Do you like my rocket ship? I've been to several worlds, but your Earth is my favorite. The girly dolls are so sexy! I'm supposed to stay on my rocket ship, but could not help myself to explore the beautiful dolls. Unfortunately, I do have to return to my own planet. Before I go though, I use advance cloning technology so you can have your own Tan in your home! I make a good friend, and/or gift. I talk with Tantaly for possibly making future Tan products in future. Perhaps even a Tan plushie for your girlfriend!
Give Tantaly girls lots of love for me. And take care of them always.
Stay safe my friends. Until next mission!!"